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Why is Nobody Here? Australia
February 26 - March 1, 2004

I had been lying awake for nearly twenty minutes listening carefully to every little noise when I heard the swish of the fabric of Lisa's sleeping bag. Seconds later she shook my arm to wake me and whispered, "There's something outside."

"I'm awake", I whispered back.

A scuffling sound in the dry Eucalyptus leaves outside our tent and we both held our breath. Fortunately for me, I had heard its not so subtle approach about 15 minutes earlier; the distinctive noise of a large kangaroo crashing through the forest cruching the dry leaves and twigs under its weight as it hopped along. How Lisa could have slept through that I will never understand.

It was a little after 4:00 AM. "It's the little unexpected surprises that make a trip so memorable," I thought to myself. Afterall, how often does one get to experience the sheer terror of being woken up by a kangaroo sniffing at their tent in the middle of the forest at 4:00 AM?

It was then that the cold reality of our ignorance of kangaroo behavior washed over me. Of course we had seen a few shows on National Geographic or the Discovery Channel about kangaroos. But I also recalled that male kangaroos can be quite territorial and can do considerable damage with those massive leg muscles. Not knowing what else to do we rolled the dice and turned on one of our headlamps illuminating the tent from within.

Everything went silent. The kangaroo, which seemed to be 20 feet tall weighing 500 pounds and hungry for human flesh, paused motionless. Our eyes darted around inside the tent, the only parts of our bodies that dared move. We desparately hoped our marsupial miscreant would just hop away. It wasn't working. Blinded by the sides of our tent we didn't know from which direction the attack would come.

So there we were....In the middle of a national park somewhere about halfway between Melbourne and Sydney in Southern Australia lying face up safely zipped up inside our tent along side an old logging road camped out next to our car. If it had been a lion outside our situation would have been the equivalent of his stumbling across a neatly packaged plastic tray of T-bone steaks.

Encouraged by a strong desire to go back to sleep I slapped the inside wall of the tent as hard as I could with the backside of my hand. It made a sound but not a particularly intimidating one. The kangaroo shifted his weight and hopped off into the dark forest of dry Eucalyptus leaves. Relief washed over me and we shared a moment of celebration before slipping back to sleep.

Four days earlier, On February 26, we had arrived into Melbourne, Australia from New Zealand. After a few days exploring Melbourne we set off on a ten day journey in our tiny rental car to Sydney. The plan was simple: there wasn't one. The idea was to take in the farmlands, mountains and coastline of Eastern Australia with plenty of time to explore side roads and allowing ourselves to get lost along the way. We hadn't done a scrap of research aside from collecting several maps at the visitor's center. We didn't know what we would find, whom we would meet, or where we would spend the night. There was nothing linear about our trip, zigzagging from north to south and east to west.

It wasn't long before we realized we had been driving in the wrong direction for the last half hour and we changed our course for the Great Ocean Road, a portion of highway that connects Melbourne to Adelaide.

After sighting six Koala's lethargically chewing Eucalyptus leaves up in the trees along side the road we agreed we should at least head in the right direction. We turned our little wonder car into the wind and pushed the pedal to the metal reaching breakneck speeds of almost 90 mph in our whining 4 cylinder rental car. Nightfall was an hour away. Two hours later we whizzed by a police sobriety check-point along the highway and realized the hour was getting late. We aimed for the next biggest dot on the map and decided we would find a caravan park and throw up our tent for the night. $18 AUS and another hour later we were inside our tent as the rain began to fall. It was a wet night but we were so tired we drifted off to sleep with the hard ground biting into our hips. Our minds were at ease as our tent had proven her water-proof capabilities in New Zealand.

Having seen the monotony of Australian farmland we agreed on some mountain scenery the next morning as our rental car digested our camping gear into the trunk and backseat. We made our way along the coast but the winds had kicked up a fierce gale and so we turned inland to the mountains. Along the road we noticed fewer and fewer cars. Soon we were on a long stretch of road in Kozcuisko National Park. It was a weekend and our fear of finding a prime camp site faded as the confusion washed over us. "Why is there nobody here?", I asked Lisa several times. "Where are all the cars? Isn't it a weekend?" We were distracted by a mob of kangaroos roadside and the question was forgotten. As we progressed inland we noticed patches of forest that looked like they had recently burned.

By the time we arrived at the fork in the road to our intended campsite along the Snowy River, we had grown silently confused as the green Eucalyptus forest had transformed into a wasteland of burned out trees. For miles and miles and several hours on the narrow mountain roads we turned a corner to see another few ridgelines covered in blackened tree trunks and barren earth. The answer to our earlier question slowly presented itself to us. Last year this had been the site of one of the worst wildfires in Australia's history. And here we were with delicious anticipation of being the first ones to arrive at a peaceful mountain campsite next to the river. We saw no other campers and now we knew why. As the sun fell lower in the sky the burned out forest, absent of any birds, began to take on a very sinister and creepy feeling. Without much thought we draped our map over the hood of our car and sketched out an alternative.

It was to be a two, maybe three hour drive, by our calculation. An hour later we realized that the windy mountain road was hindering our speed and we would need to find a place to camp for the night. As we left the burned out forest behind us we came upon a couple of large kangaroos peacefully munching grass along side the road. Seeing this as an omen, we decided it was time to choose a campsite and make the best of it. Luckily we found a really nice campsite nearby, deserted of campers except for a couple from Western Australia. We set up our tent, made some soup on the camp stove and had a light dinner of soup, apples and crackers.

The next day, a sunny warm summer day, we made a diversion to the tallest peak in Australia. Pretty lame compared to the dramatic mountains of New Zealand through which we had tramped less than a week prior. Our visit was cut short by a nagging sense of boredom. Now that we had seen what Australia had to offer in terms of mountains, we changed our minds and allocated more time for along the coast. A brief visit in Canberra, the sterile capital city of Australia, and we headed down from the central plateau towards the ocean. Large mobs of kangaroos shared fields with horses and cows and the occasional roo carcass along side the road reminded us to keep our speed down and be aware.

Again we misjudged the distance and found ourselves buzzing along at nearly 10:00 PM. Quite late to be looking for a camp site. We located several caravan parks in a National Park along the coast but the office was closed and the gate locked. We would have to get creative. We drove around and found several vacation homes near the beach. Mobs of young kangaroo were busy munching the well watered lawns and paid little attention to us as our headlights illuminated their banquet. It was then, in a moment of desparation, that we located an old logging road through the National Park. We kicked up quite a wake of dust as we searched for a place to call home for the night. Sometime shortly before midnight we just pulled over at a wide spot and set up the tent in front of the car. The dark silhouettes of the trees in the silent Eucalyptus forest seemed creepy. But inside our thin nylon tent we deceived ourselves into a false sense of security. All that changed at 4:00 AM when the kangaroo came crashing through the forest.

The next morning the forest seemed much more gentle as we packed up and drove to the end of the road to find a beautiful beach complete with camp sites. Lisa gathered shells and I examined kangaroo tracks along the sand. We decided a visit to a nice relaxing beach was in order after our ordeal so we headed north to a popular beach where we would have a picnic lunch of random items from our feeding trough in the back seat, a large box with all our food stores.

We knew the sun was intense in the Australian summer but we thought the locals on the beach were a bit paranoid wearing long sleeve shirts and big hats. We hadn't much of an opportunity to spend time in the sun in New Zealand with all the unsettled weather we encountered so we decided to lay out here and get some sun. Ten minutes in the sun and you knew something wasn't right...It just felt different. We decided to play it safe and returned to the car with fifteen minutes sun exposure front and back. As we returned to the highway to continue our journey toward Sydney I could feel my skin reacting to the intense sunlight. We'd been told that the ozone hole over New Zealand and Southern Australia is a real threat and that skin cancer is very common in these parts. Such a problem it is that children are required to wear long sleeve shirts and hats with flaps down the back to cover their necks. "Fascinating!" I think as I examine my reddening skin.

We spent the next few days bouncing around the roads that lead to Sydney and then drive north to NewCastle and the famous Hunter Valley wine country before circling back to Sydney. One night in a crowded caravan park in the blue mountains, a night in the YHA hostel in Newcastle and one dewy night in our tent in a caravan park in Hunter Valley. A week of car camping and we're ready for the big city. We drove just under 3,000 km from Melbourne, taking the long route where we could. Summer down-under was quite nice and we looked forward to the comfort and convenience of the big city.

We learned that our visit to Sydney coincided with the largest tourist attraction in Australia's history, drawing even large crowds than the 2000 Olympic Games. The Gay and Lesbian Mardi Gras parade would be held on Saturday night. Oh Boy! Well we decided to make the best of it and being from the San Francisco area, we're pretty open-minded. Unfortunately a storm rolled over Sydney and dumped several hours of rain creating quite a mess. The gays and lesbians who had traveled from all over the world got their parade rained on. We watched some of the parade but the umbrellas blocked the view and so we got bored and went to sleep instead. The next day was sunny and warm and we headed to the Botanical Garden next to the Opera House, a Sydney "must-see".

We visited the Opera house and treated ourselves to concert tickets. Gilberto Gil of "Girl from Ipanema" fame would be playing on Sunday night. It sounded fun. We spent the rest of the weekend wandering around Sydney. We were able to visit the aquarium, do some shopping, visit the top of the AMP tower and discover some great restaurants before the concert on Sunday night. When we arrived the Brazilian fans of Gilberto had taken over the foyer of the Opera house with drums and dancing. It was very festive and reminded us of when the Brazilians took over Los Gatos when World Cup soccer was palyed at Stanford. We had a really good time.

Several days later we took a shuttle to the airport to fly to Cairns for our adventure on the Great Barrier Reef.

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